so it is 12:24 EST (will be a different time when finished, and I realize this) in the somewhere that is the surrounding area of Louisville Kentucky, where dreams come true and loads of bourbon gets made. Yesterday was Thanksgiving where family members got fed too much alcohol and made small fools out of themselves and chillrun sat at the children table for Thanksgiving, which is the best table.
I hope to God I never graduate from the childrens table or at least eat there for like 1/4 of the meal when I'm old. That way you dont have to listen to ramblings about taxes and the like. Instead you make fun of each other basically and throw in random impressions of people that a fraction the table even knows with your talking about. Can you believe I was told my fascination with Bill Cosby was about 20 years too late. Humbug.
All in all, good Thanksgiving, good food, great posture Cody. Oh thanks Cody*
B ut on another tangent in another world I did finally see the kermit video singing at the parade, thank you, and I got to give it an A+. I mean the puppet-frog is over 40 years old and still beltin out tunes like it was the 70s. Thats the oldest puppet-frog/frog in history and he is more famous than any of us. Which leads me to another thought/question: Why is kermit the most popular character from the muppets?
All of these thought swell into my head as I am about to venture into a slumber and I'm sure my dreams will concern them, but as mentally weak as we humans are I wont be able to tap into that memory bank tomorrow and lose my weird dream of being kermit doing miss piggy in a hybrid ford while swinging from a float on the parade and tap dancing to manomana. (spelling?)
Oh and that tori spelling show. ugh its awful I was forced to watch it at the hospital today and what has she done since 90210 not that I watched it. But,who is her husband Dean. Dean what- looks like a schmuck.
But hats off to those who read this ramble.
And two hats and a hulk smash puncher hand to those who can answer my questions.
P.S. whats the meaning of life.**
Amen***
Jenga****
*High five
**Kidding-but welcome to thought.
***Sorry if I have multiple mispellings and errors I don't feelz like proofreading.
****I copied Ryan's asterisk system
Friday, November 28, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Idols
So with the ever popular Coz my new idol is kermit the frog.
We all know kermit the frog from the muppet show when we were kids and heck I remember him singing with Garth Brooks(g). But, as much as kermit wishes to seem happy and out there for the kids and such we all know he's got a chubby for Miss piggy and doesn't want anyone else to know about it. It's like he's afraid to let the world know that he likes to do her becuase she's, well let's face it a pig. So lately kermit has been turning to substances and depression to combat his desire for pigs in his blankets and these videos made me laugh.
O along with these we got the substantial evidence that christian bale is not only batman but kermit the frog.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Loser
The artist known as Jimbo is now officially a poopypants loserface ahahahahahah.
Sucka MC
got nothing on me
I like to go play on the chimney sweep
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
go home try to clean my kitchen door
wipe your sad beard with the dirty floor
that's right your a mop
put on them flip flops
with silly socks
silly strings
belly button bling
cuz yous a ho let you hair grow long
with that skinny ass sclong
vacuum yo ass with a Looooong
letter home
that says dear mr. jimbo
what do I see
a punk ass bitch that dont know how to add three plus three
the answers four
saysa jimbo in haste
go drink some coors
and eat canned paste
post script jimbo
this is what it says
i love your face like lando on liqa
u just jealous cuz my big ole ham sandwich is thicka
AMen
im outie
go home and poutie
thats right you gayz
Sucka MC
got nothing on me
I like to go play on the chimney sweep
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
go home try to clean my kitchen door
wipe your sad beard with the dirty floor
that's right your a mop
put on them flip flops
with silly socks
silly strings
belly button bling
cuz yous a ho let you hair grow long
with that skinny ass sclong
vacuum yo ass with a Looooong
letter home
that says dear mr. jimbo
what do I see
a punk ass bitch that dont know how to add three plus three
the answers four
saysa jimbo in haste
go drink some coors
and eat canned paste
post script jimbo
this is what it says
i love your face like lando on liqa
u just jealous cuz my big ole ham sandwich is thicka
AMen
im outie
go home and poutie
thats right you gayz
Rediscovery
Alas I have rediscovered my password! It is now hawaiianmayan.
shit shouldnt have told you that. Anyways yeah I've been discouraged to make new entries because I fuckin couldn't.
But anyways my next post will be about scars.
Yes scars on your forehead, your knees, your hands. I actually have a lot of scars on my hands. To the untrained eye I might have the hands of a construction worker a line from being stomped on in football, other ones from spikes that were protruding from the snow which I did not see, or my personally favourite: burning my wrist on the oven because I rushed to get my chicken nuggets out of the oven to fast in a failed-attempt to gulp them down.
So sadly I ran to the sink and ran cold water on my wrist while I watched those poor dino-nuggets get eaten. Eaten.
So you never realized that my hand was drowning in the water so I offered you my hand ... I tear my heart open, sew myself shut. Hahaha tricked you into reading another Papa roach song. haha stoopids.
shit shouldnt have told you that. Anyways yeah I've been discouraged to make new entries because I fuckin couldn't.
But anyways my next post will be about scars.
Yes scars on your forehead, your knees, your hands. I actually have a lot of scars on my hands. To the untrained eye I might have the hands of a construction worker a line from being stomped on in football, other ones from spikes that were protruding from the snow which I did not see, or my personally favourite: burning my wrist on the oven because I rushed to get my chicken nuggets out of the oven to fast in a failed-attempt to gulp them down.
So sadly I ran to the sink and ran cold water on my wrist while I watched those poor dino-nuggets get eaten. Eaten.
So you never realized that my hand was drowning in the water so I offered you my hand ... I tear my heart open, sew myself shut. Hahaha tricked you into reading another Papa roach song. haha stoopids.
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